I don't now what I'm doing, really

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

The most day ever

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

Mistakes Were Made

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

I understand that, in the balance of consideration, even if the theory that the meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs was violent enough to fling portions of the Earth's biomass into interplanetary space turns out to be correct, it's vanishingly unlikely that any actual dinosaur corpses were ejected intact, made their way to another planet within the Solar system, and survived re-entry and impact in any recognisable form, but I'm still holding out hope that some day one of our robots is going to find dinosaur bones on Mars and really fuck up the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life.

:/

I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

Brava

@reallyndacarter doesn’t seem to be the type to joke when it comes to cheese, but emergency Parmesan legit saved last night’s dinner when I made it into leftovers tonight. So thanks Lynda, for reminding me to keep a stash of emergency cheese

Good-a for you.

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."