Life doesn't make narrative sense

jaime: generational but extremely controversial f1 driver. went to prison for hitting a child with his porsche while cersei was giving him road head. career took a nosedive anyway obviously but he also antagonized some powerful gangster while he was serving time which resulted in him getting kidnapped and maimed once he was out of jail so he is unemployed. currently he is addicted to horse racing betting. this is how his days go generally:

until he becomes a radical centrist ceo murderer. then he goes back to jail.

cersei: deeply enraged that she isnt named ceo successor when jaime is an adrenaline junky who was literally in prison and rejected the career path intended for him anyway and tyrion is a cultural marxist pervert and dei hire. an opportunist and yeonmi park tier compulsive liar. a legendary female conservative grifter:

Is this how the world is?! DÓNAL FINN | HADESTOWN | IF IT'S TRUE

And Magneto is like "I see. Whatever will I do."

The new X-Men cast at D23 2026 - Disney Entertainment Showcase in Anaheim on August 14, 2026:

Maya Boyd as Storm/Ororo Munroe

Inde Navarrette as Rogue/Anna Marie LeBeau

Samara Weaving as Emma Frost

Christopher Abbott as Professor X/Charles E. Xavier

Kit Connor as Cyclops/Scott Summers