i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

I love you characters who challenge what it means to be human. I love you characters who make you think about what it means to be alive. I love you characters who give you mild existential dread. I love you characters whose identities are fought for. I love you characters who make you cherish life itself.

this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more “if you really care about this minority , you’ll reblog this post” , “someone will die if you don’t reblog this” , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . it’s 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .

I’ve legit seen people who say that having these spirals makes you a good person and that trying to manage your mental health at all makes you a bad person it’s fucking dire man.

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

i like when they call centipede bites medically significant

I'm going to do something medically significant

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

even parents fear it