Artemis Prowls

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

Fyi being part of a minority doesnt make you or me inherently more progressive just by virtue of being that minority alone. We still need to actually be progressive to be progressive

I do think that that gif of Hudson looking confused on various Red Carpets exists in-universe and people use it in essentially the same contexts except that it is, of course, Shane Hollander looking blank at various pressers as yet another reporter asks him some insane run-on sentence of a word salad question. The most popular version of this gif, although there are many, is one into which someone edited #RBF in flashing glittery letters. And because it's broken containment from hockey fandom so thoroughly there are pockets of the world where Shane Hollander is not recognizable as the hockey player of a generation, or as a model, or even as one half of the most infamous outing scandal in sports history but just--the Resting Bitch Face gif guy.

body positivity can be so hard when ur chronically ill like ‘your body loves you and is doing its best to care for you ❤️’ NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

ACTUALLY FUCKING THO

#the bioessentialism is gross and inescapable#‘oh i’m just not comfortable around this person bc i don’t know them!’#is that it? or is it that they’re masculine presenting and you only think of non-binary people as girl lite