The Musings of a Struggling Writer

That's because this is Silmarillion

The phrase "Crimes Against Humanity" was coined by one of Columbus' contemporaries struggling to describe exactly what he was doing.

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

in the Pleistocene age when humankind first began to walk upright: knee problems

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

Me when they have dysfunction at the executive function