Bonjour, Y'all

i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

Get so fucking real, the princess is not unbuckling the knights armor. The knights squire is going to unbuckle the knights armor and the princess is simply going to wait in her chambers for it to be done. You're mistaken if you think the princess is going to touch your field armor.

The princess is sitting in the cuck chair while the squire unbuckles the knight's armor. The knight doesn't know what's going on.

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

oh, the 2010s. the days on tumblr that felt like they'd last forever. seymour. randy. assorted others.

Dude, I wouldn't even fucking notice until I go to Google something and the search actually works again.

The only reason I would notice is my life would suddenly get easier

Imagine a more beautiful world. Could you survive it?

I desire this man carnally

trying to communicate ideas through language and it doesnt suffice so you turn to the abstract image and then people want to be talking to you about the images NO!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !