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shark vs the universe

Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Homer: *writes a story about a man and his crew trying to return home after war*
Homer: *adds a noble, loyal, romantic, motherly, just, dignified, ingenious female character named Penelope*
Homer: *adds a wise, sharp, supportive, decisive, divine female character named Athena*
Homer: *adds a treacherous, powerful, magical, seductive, grey, divine female character named Circe*
Homer: *adds a lustful, obsessive, selfish, toxic, abusive female character named Calypso*
Homer: *adds a heartbroken, soft, sensitive, affectionate motherly female character named Anticlea*
Homer: *adds a stunning, highly perceptive, slightly bossy, somewhat shady, ambiguous, regal female character named Helen*
Homer: *adds a merciful, helpful, decisive for the protagonist’s survival divine female character named Leucothea / Ino*
Homer: *adds a youthful, vibrant, brave, playful, slightly lazy, wise beyond her years female character named Nausicaa*
Homer: *adds a wise, respectable, intelligent, regal, empowered, feminist female character named Arete*
Homer: *adds a flawed, disloyal, treacherous, disrespectful, corrupted, opportunistic female character named Melantho*
Homer: *adds an elderly, motherly, loving, confidant, loyal female character named Eurycleia*
Homer: *dies about 2,800 years ago*
Lupita Nyong’o, 2026: tHiS maN nEeDs to bE caLLeD oUT fOr hIs mIsOgYNY cOs hE fOrgOt wOmEn exISt wHiLe I tAkE milLiOnS prOfiTing fRoM hiS wOrK aNd cUltUrE
megaminds that look up to hypocritical Hollywood vultures: YAAAAAS Queen say it louder for the people in the back!!!!
We all agree, right?
AI to write your novel is wrong
A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay
Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT
I've been thinking about this - and why asking the demon is also a bad idea
Tartini was a composer and violin teacher and no one respected him, he was generally broke, and he started having weird dreams in which the devil asked him to teach him violin
despite being catholic tartini agreed - although everything told him this was a bad idea
so he taught the devil violin in his dreams and when he had taught him everything he knew the devil offered him payment, he played an original composition in his dream
Tartini woke up weeping and struggled to write it down
we have a historical version of "couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, this is just its tribute", and the song he wrote down made him "Sonata in G Minor, aka the devil's trill" it's usually played by 2 violinists because it's evil difficult,
now imagine you make a deal with the devil to write your novel, he writes it but only lets you read it in a dream and you have to transcribe it from memory the next day.... 150k of the best prose and plot you've ever seen in your life and you have to remember it
chatgpt is evil, but that's just mean
That's every novel. That happens to me any time I manage to get more than four hours' sleep at once.
I will always reblog this
still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago
excuse me but it still feels revolutionary
Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.
For context: this came out in 2011 in Australia. Same-sex marriage would not be legalized until December 2017.
It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.
It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)
As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.
This is still revolutionary.
Deborah Poynton (South African, 1970) - To Be Possessed (2025)

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despite that Coronabeth Tridentarius is frequently called the most beautiful out of all tlt characters, it's Camilla Hect who is flirted with the most. multiple characters find her attractive, and Nona, who is literally planet earth (therefore has universal taste) called Corona almost pretty enough for Camilla, which strongly suggests that Camilla Hect is the hottest tlt character. in this essay i will-
big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better
one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
VAGINA!!!!

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the gang’s all here! drawn by me!
Perks of being without sin:
Free to cast stones just whenever
I don’t know why this is so funny to me, but it is.
This is what 22 year olds on Tumblr are like
all my life has been lived through music
This is a very serious book but ma'am
I think we are very much funct

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too many people go into apologies for the expectation of forgiveness which leads to situations like
"but they literally APOLOGIZED for it! what you think people can't make mistakes anymore??"
like cmon
The Jesuit Library in Maria Laach Abbey near Andernach, Germany