You dog, you !

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

Have you heard about Bluetooth it's legal now

Yeah ofc lemme just pair my bluetooth headphones to my gameboy advance and my goddamn casette player why didn't I think of that

Oh, you can borrow my Bluetooth headphones. Yeah, just turn them on then um, hold it in the up position whilst pressing the volume button? I think. No, you have to turn them off and try again; they've connected to my phone. Oh, maybe if I turn Bluetooth off on my phone and you turn the headphones on again. That should put them in pairing mode. Then you need to use your Bluetooth menu and select NEOGN357BEBCJ499SNFJ. Yeah, that's the name of the device. Just remember to unpair them again when you're done. No, I don't know how to do that; you should know - it's your phone.

Oh, sorry. I forgot to charge them.

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

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''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

every friend group has the following: the anxious eager to please sycophant, the person with multiple exes and a criminal record, the person with multiple exes and a fear of sheep, the person with one ex and one airplane, the person who has no idea what's going on but they're just happy to be included, and the princess of Liechtenstein