watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
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watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

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why is everyone who claims to discuss homeschool bans being necessary as a disabled person coming from a background of mental illness and not, like, childhood cancer leaving someone in the hospital frequently getting chemotherapy for years. I feel like mental illness is not the only disability that people get homeschooled for. I think you are leaving out a large group of people who aren't in the situation of "in person school sucks" and are instead in the situation of "I live in a hospital and literally cannot go to in person school no matter how much I want to so the alternative to homeschooling is just not going to school at all"
"I was bullied so I was homeschooled and therefore as a disabled person I think it was bad so we need to ban it"
you do see how this is different from being a child with a severe immunodeficiency who will literally Die from any of the bugs that get passed around at school, right?
I see where you are coming from, but if you look at countries that have a homeschooling banned you can see that you can get exemptions for those cases.
In practice you would not forbid homeschooling always and in all circumstances. But if you want to take your child out of school you would have to get the paperwork done and have an important reason.
Those are important discussions to have, so that you can put those exemptions into the laws, but I don't think they actually speak against a homeschooling ban.
that is not what these people are talking about. these people are forgetting the exemptions because they don't consider perspectives outside of their own.
Ohh I get it.
I misunderstood your intention. Sorry for bothering you and have a nice day.
why is everyone who claims to discuss homeschool bans being necessary as a disabled person coming from a background of mental illness and not, like, childhood cancer leaving someone in the hospital frequently getting chemotherapy for years. I feel like mental illness is not the only disability that people get homeschooled for. I think you are leaving out a large group of people who aren't in the situation of "in person school sucks" and are instead in the situation of "I live in a hospital and literally cannot go to in person school no matter how much I want to so the alternative to homeschooling is just not going to school at all"
"I was bullied so I was homeschooled and therefore as a disabled person I think it was bad so we need to ban it"
you do see how this is different from being a child with a severe immunodeficiency who will literally Die from any of the bugs that get passed around at school, right?
I see where you are coming from, but if you look at countries that have a homeschooling banned you can see that you can get exemptions for those cases.
In practice you would not forbid homeschooling always and in all circumstances. But if you want to take your child out of school you would have to get the paperwork done and have an important reason.
Those are important discussions to have, so that you can put those exemptions into the laws, but I don't think they actually speak against a homeschooling ban.
i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong
i don't even care about the gender part of it he could be a trans man or could have some sort of genderweird lesbian situation hell she could be cis even. it's not about the identity it's about the steroids. toph would fucking love steroids she was a pro wrestler who lost her mind when they cast her as an extremely buff dude in ember island players. imagine if on top of how awful her feet already are she could grow hair on her toes. and she would LOVE having a shitty tboy personality too. 22 year old toph beifong does nothing all day but jerk off smoke weed in basketball shorts and play marvel rivals
Discworld book where the auditors hear about the phrase "it's not over till the fat lady sings" and hire someone to kidnap all the fat ladies in the world to find the One who will end the world when she sings.
Lady Sybil Vimes is one of the ladies, so Sam Vimes is on the warpath until he can find her, while the watch desperately try to keep all infrastructure from falling apart without all the fat ladies who keep it together on a daily basis
It ends when Sybil leads a hoard of fat ladies into battle, which ends up being so glorious an unrelated time traveler who witnesses it goes back to his native time starts the myth of the Valkyries
Sorry @mypunkpansexualtwin but you ain't leaving this one in the tags boss

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Man that weirdly pretty queercoded villain sure is tenderly cradling the brash hero's unconscious form huh. Gently tilting his head to drip medicine into his mouth. I mean yeah he is saying that this is only because we need to temporarily team up to defeat a word bad guy and the hero isn't allowed to die until they have their epic rematch but uh. Um.
Like. The hero's girlfriend is right there. She could definitely be the one gently cradling him and pouring the medicine down his throat.
I'm just saying this seems like a weird distribution of uh. Tasks.
We have to make the trek up to the King of Destruction's castle and hope the hero wakes up en route because it's going to take us a while to get there, and every minute we wait is another minute while the King of Destruction accumulates the power to destroy the world. Luckily I know how to make a stretcher.
We're not using the stretcher. The villain is just carrying the hero in his arms.
I tried to offer him the stretcher several times AND suggested he at least sling the hero over his back but he says he doesn't want to impede the medicine taking effect. Is bridal carry really necessary for that...?
The hero's girlfriend is staying behind. She says she'll pray for us. I get that she's not really a combatant so it kind of makes sense but... I mean. Just speaking for myself I'd uh. Want to keep one eye on things, y'know?
The hero's perverted drunken mentor asked me to keep an eye out for the villain's betrayal in a rare moment of sobriety, but he's also staying behind to help "protect the village". I'm pretty sure that if we fail the King of Destruction will just obliterate the place in an instant though?
Starting to think they just don't want to third wheel whatever this is...
So looks like it's just me, the villain, the villain's hench goblin, and the unconscious hero marching up to the onyx castle that has wyverns pouring out of it.
Worst road trip ever.
I volunteered to fight most of the wyverns. I said it was so the villain could conserve his strength for the fight against the King of Destruction, so now it's just me and the hench goblin walking up ahead, trying not to listen to all the flowery stuff the villain keeps saying to the unconscious hero.
So awkward. Never thought I'd end up sharing commiserating glances with a hench goblin.
This hench goblin's pretty tough. He likes my ration bars too. Kind of nice, normally the others are always just complaining about my rations and how they taste bad. Beggars can't be choosers on the road, though!
Actually this trip might not be so bad. Hench goblin's name is Toady, which seems kind of degrading but I don't know enough about goblin culture to say anything. He says he serves the villain because his people owe the guy a big debt for saving their village. I wouldn't have thought that guy was the type to save a village, but goblins do have it pretty rough these days. I can definitely believe a goblin village was in need of saving!
The hero doesn't like heading to those parts of the map though. Says there's nothing worth going there for. I don't think he understands how hard some of the greenfolk have it.
Toady asked what my "employment contract" was, and I told him that I travel with the hero because he's my friend. He asked if I got paid and when I said no, he said I should "look into a union"...?
Got a card for something called the Minion Labor Rights Commission I'm not sure what that is but Toady said he would explain it while we worked.
Learning a lot of interesting things on this trip!
We made it to the onyx castle where the King of Destruction is. The villain finally put down the hero and started fighting the King while Toady and I dealt with even more wyverns. We had to guard the hero until he woke up, but luckily he opened his eyes right when it seemed like the King of Destruction was gonna turn the villain into paste, and then he dramatically rushed in and deflected the energy blast. Now the hero and villain are fighting back-to-black. Not that I can see much of it, through all the swirling energy blasts and exploding wyverns!
Toady said we should retreat. I told him I couldn't just leave my friend to deal with all of that but then a stray blast from the hero's sword broke the ground underneath our feet. We got flung down the mountain but Toady used this magical shield item to keep us from dying. Whew!
There was no way we were going to be able to make it back up the mountain again after that, so I prepared Toady a last meal in case that was the end of things for us. When everything started shaking I was afraid it would be, Toady and I were literally clinging to each other, but then the King of Destruction collapsed into all these black motes and his castle crumbled. So I think we're good?
The hero and villain made it back. Well, actually the hero made it back, but Toady and I went and found the villain's collapsed form near the crumbled castle and brought him down as well. Finally used the stretcher!
Hero scolded me for setting up camp. Says I'm always thinking with my stomach. Normally I just laugh that stuff off but it bothered me more this time for some reason...
The villain's still unconscious. Toady and I are carrying him on the stretcher together, the hero wants to get back to his girlfriend and check on the village as soon as possible. I hope none of the wyverns made it that far down, but I'm pretty sure Toady and I got them all when were heading up!
Toady is taking the villain further on back to the goblin town, I offered to help him but he says he's going to contact some other goblins to do the work and it'd be against union rules otherwise. Hero wanted to lock the villain in prison, but I pointed out that he helped save the village, so it was probably better to just let them go.
Toady gave me a magic crystal. Said I could use it in an emergency to contact him. For some reason I don't want to tell the hero about this. I don't think he'd like it. So I'm keeping it to myself.
I gave Toady all the wyvern meat I was able to gather on our way up to the castle. It's all good, I preserved it in my specialty bags. The hero caught me but he just made a joke about wyvern meat constituting a type of biological warfare.
I think I'm going to reconsider some stuff. Maybe stop traveling with friends as much.
Wonder how I'm supposed to contact the number on this card...?
Ugh my boss is super obsessed with the hero and defeating him by his own hand and idk I just worry that it's a bit... one-sided? Like I don't even think the hero lies awake at night dreaming about defeating Boss. I could be wrong though it's just a vibe.
Boss went to all the trouble of setting up a showdown in the Hills of Despair over the tomb of the hero's dead mother and the hero didn't even turn up.
I figured that'd be a turning point but no Boss is just like "no no he has a point this was moving too fast I should have set the dual up in front of the sacred temple instead" like damn man. Have some self-respect! You're an A-tier evil wizard!
There are other heroes you could be challenging!
There's that hot blond elf paladin who keeps coming by the purge the undead, that valiant warrior princess who has sworn to bring about the end of all evil magic, the bumbling dwarven minstrel with the lush beard who is actually really competent somehow...
"Maybe if I team up with him to defeat the King of Destruction he'll understand that only my dark powers are a match for his blade of light" sure Boss. Whatever happens me and the other hench goblins got your back, yeah?
Starting to think this hero must have lowkey hypnotic powers that just make people obsessed with him. World's most standard looking human dude with a magic sword and somehow he's got solid 10's schlepping his luggage and cooking his meals and bridal carrying him up to the King of Destruction's castle just so he can get the last stab in.
Joke's on him I'm gonna seduce his chief minion to the side of evil.
Possibly literally wish me luck.
Turns out getting a little silly with it is incredible motivation for my visual development phase, so here are some Guards! Guards! textposts!
I love the last one, it's like "which one is that for" but the answer is "yes"
The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long
I am rereading svsss right now and work has not been horrible for the past few weeks so here is some fanart

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enby envy
Those woke leftist bastards stole shizuns corpse from me
I think the reason SQH was taken back so easy into the sect was that he was only ever suspected of two charges:
1. Joining the fight against Luo Binghe’s Necromancy Project on the side of Necromancy
2. Not actively defending the sect when Luo Binghe invaded to kidnap SQQ
And let’s be honest, are we sure YQY is really against necromancy if it brings back SQQ? They all went a little crazy with grief after SQQ died. Are we sure he would have said no to joining Luo Binghe’s Necromancy Project if someone asked him? And its from the sect’s perspective the most logical thing that he just slipped into it. Luo Binghe had kidnapped Mu QingFang before to help him. So if SQH was kidnapped to help too, and just didn’t refuse in his state of grief? That’s totally understandable. Everybody makes mistakes.
And yeah they were all pissed at him for being on the wrong side at the Sect invasion, but that was more on principal because that made basically no difference. No matter what side he fights on, his main tactic is taking one hit and then playing dead. They all know him and his cowardice. He might even be more help than usually by clinging to Mobei-Jun and whaling. Like this he would be way more of a distraction.
"But that's impossible!" I groan in agony, almost pleading, "The old witches told me no man could best me in combat!"
The knight pulls their sword from my stomach, silently. They reach up to their helmet, slowly removing it, revealing my greatest fear.
An Island.

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Searching for a fic!
Many years ago, during my moshang obsession, I read a fic where mobei Jun was somehow cursed in a way that changed his pillar to a flower (lol I’m indoctrinated into the PIDW language) and to fix it shang qinghua had to go down on him. Later on, Shang qinghua got the same curse and mobei Jun had to go down on him.
I have been searching for this fic on and off for a long time and I can’t find it! Please help if you have any idea where this fic is!
I think it might be this one
Slow trickling thaw by mossdunce
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32588173/chapters/80837791
Well, it’s finally finished. It was a genuinely satisfying project. I present you Ankh Morpork in the guise of Google Maps.
brb, ugly happy screaming.
WOWWIE THIS IS GREAT