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one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

We pwned noobs in a hopeless place... we pwned noobs in a hooopeleeess plaaaace

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

dogs can use “DOG BEAM”. which has an effecvt on you which is whatever the dog wants

difference and uniqueness in a musicals construction of its actual orchestral music is literally the last thing I would ever expect from a musical. like its literally a musical. if they don't sound easy and silly and exactly as you expect then does it even deserve to be put on stage.

he's literally been seething for 20 minutes because i said that some of the songs composed for legally blonde the musical were a little bit tacky. after he showed me the one where she looks into the camera and says the words "legally blonde"

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”