-A smile better suit a hero-

I'm going to hold society's hand when I say this: You can't tell how old someone is by looking at them.

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

I love these guys although they're also usually 10 feet long so I wouldn't call them little.

When you give the shark article to your largest and most judgemental journalists.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

there is something so enrapturing to me in ff14 about the Historical Empires being massively more technologically advanced than modern civilization. some research assistant with the sons of saint coinach is writing their archon thesis on late allagan folk music by hand on parchment. they've been entrusted with an ancient cultural artifact of significant historical value (miniature tomestone that has an in-tact, uncorrupted cache of digitized orchestrion rolls AND the built-in speaker actually works (find of the century!!!)). somewhere 30 pages into the thesis there's a comprehensive analysis on the cultural and political themes of Cuntissimo as it relates to the titled nobility's unchecked hedonism and dereliction of governance during the twilight of the empire. everyone in camp is going to kill them because they take that stupid fucking thing everywhere and don't use headphones