-A smile better suit a hero-

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

omg i want them tho…

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

first day at your new job and your boss talks about his prosecutorial philosphy 5 inches from your face like he wants to eat you alive about it and then tosses his leather glove at you because you touched a cold car door handle in the middle of winter on your way back from your work dinner and then shows up at your house to give you 10 years worth of case files to go through in a week goes i hate you i hate you i hate you and then bites your lip off until it bleeds wwyd

Whoever was personally victimised by The Devil Judge not being gay enough, go and watch The Prosecutor’s Proposal. Like, right now

Trying to join a big Discord server when you're not really that familiar with Discord servers somehow manages to combine the social anxiety of trying to make new friends or ordering at a fancy new coffeeshop for the first time with the general chaos and technical barriers to entry of an MMO. I shuffle up to the counter and go "Um, hey, can I get---" only for someone named ☽ 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 ☾ [👑 Mod] [👺 Dark Wizard] [♣︎ BUNT] [🔮 Pengis Time 2022] • he/him to manifest in a cloud of bisexual coloured animated lightning, turning me instantly to dust and then announcing to the shop at large "Hey guys, please remember to read the #2026-updated-rules-terms-and-conditions and choose your role before you speak, also remember that ordering should go in #ordering-drinks, #ordering-cakes, or #ordering-a-cake-and-a-drink, unless you're 🔉just-using-the-bathroom. Thanks"

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles