undertone

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics