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does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

"Oh Gideon wouldn't be that buff" this "Oh she doesn't get nearly enough protein on the Ninth" that. I don't care. I DONT care. What about her daily fiber intake???

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

Someone tagged this as Shrek/Fiona + Donkey and since then I have not known peace because I keep seeing a weird amount of allonormative based backlash to it. The person who tagged that was right and they should say it. Asexual people can fuck. Aromantic people can marry. Donkey can have a wife and kids and still be Shrek and Fiona’s aroace third. Take my hand, we can unpack allonormativity one delightfully silly headcanon at a time

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually