Jack from Online

To clarify it's last port call was in Guam December 11th-12th 2025. They were deployed on November 21st 2025. And they have made one logistical stop in Oman some time around the 7th of July 2026, but as this wasn't a port call no sailors would be allowed to leave the ship.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

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one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

new roman dodecahedron theory. They're primitive bowling balls of some sort back when people didn't understand those have to be round yet.

actually they were part of an ancient and now lost throwing game where you had to throw them onto a pole from some distance. The smaller the hole the higher level.

part of a competitive tongueing game. At least two people would stick their tongues through a hole on either side. Sadly what decides the winner is a rule now lost to time.

they're the exoskeletons of a now extinct species of insect with a metal carapaces, highly collectible. The holes are from limbs.

toys for baby pet eels. Another trend set by Crassus.