I'm just a bitch trying my best here

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

trauma dumpling

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back