Bishop

my dumb piece of shit bara kemonomimi coworker was LATE again for some shit that I AM ON THE LINE for but when i got mad this asshole just closes his eyes and makes a flustered expression while rubbing behind his neck like its cute. its not. its gross. we can all see his delicious puffy nipples through his too tight white shirt Which is way too small it keeps riding up his chubby yummy to show his fluffy dog fur.

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

just ignore the glowing green orb next to you i have nothing to do with it probably

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its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab