Bishop

Puppies you so cutes awww Maybe too cutes because i like it so much i want to kill your enemies without hesitation

More like stuppies (stupid) because puppies are fucking lame and also dumb

I will defeat you.

imagine taking a bite out of a goomba like an apple

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word