ahh h.. .

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt

you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

becoming a reclusive researcher who ignores family friends and romance for a decade and when I finally leave my lab I present a formula for a toothpaste that makes your teeth more sensitive

Impressionism is meant to show the feelings of the moment and not the moment as it is

every time i want the 🤬 emoji i go into the search thing & start typing "fuck" & it takes me a solid second to remember they would not name it the Fuck Emoji

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers