ahh h.. .

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

it's thousand yard stare summer

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt

you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

becoming a reclusive researcher who ignores family friends and romance for a decade and when I finally leave my lab I present a formula for a toothpaste that makes your teeth more sensitive

Impressionism is meant to show the feelings of the moment and not the moment as it is

every time i want the 🤬 emoji i go into the search thing & start typing "fuck" & it takes me a solid second to remember they would not name it the Fuck Emoji

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw