ahh h.. .

listening to songs my younger self used to love is the closest i’ll ever get to a time machine

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

it's thousand yard stare summer

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt

you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

becoming a reclusive researcher who ignores family friends and romance for a decade and when I finally leave my lab I present a formula for a toothpaste that makes your teeth more sensitive

Impressionism is meant to show the feelings of the moment and not the moment as it is

every time i want the 🤬 emoji i go into the search thing & start typing "fuck" & it takes me a solid second to remember they would not name it the Fuck Emoji

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card