BlueJinxx

Cum play with me on another platform 🖤 I promise you’ll like what you see 🥰

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

I fell out of a tree (20 feet or so) and fell back first onto a huge fucking bolder. I was fine, got up and climbed the tree again.