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he would not fucking say that, but with disability.. he would not fucking be able bodied. sick n tired of characters walking away from multiple life changing injuries without a scratch. let’s get some natural consequences in here.

give that knife/sword fight survivor nerve damage. give the character who was shot in the gut a stoma. give that fire survivor lung damage and an oxygen cannula. give that leg injury survivor a cane. give that starvation survivor gastroparesis. give that spinal injury survivor a manual chair or powerchair.

while we’re at it, give your characters congenital disabilities too, just because. give them intellectual and development disabilities. give them acquired and postviral illnesses. dare to make somebody bedbound. for me.

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this with like all the batfam characters and especially Jason Todd in 'Death in the Family: Robin Lives!'. Are you seriously telling me this kid who was nearly beaten to death with a crowbar THEN blown up is gonna walk away from the hospital without any permanent disabilities

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Bruce Wayne adopting a 9 year old Billy Batson, without knowing his secret idenitty, because he senses his desire to help people.

Bruce knows whats gonna happen next, Billy's gonna find out he's batman and start demanding bruce lets him help. But 9 years old is just too young to start, Dick only started at 12. So he makes sure to hide all the bat stuff really well and to his suprise Billy just never started poking around. He assumed Billy had just decided to do vigilante work on his own but no new vigilatnes were in gotham and any kids he did see trying to fight for a better world on the street didn't even go to the same school as Billy. He's so happy to finally have a kid that will allow themselves to have a normal childhood

until people on the justice league start revealing their identities and he finds out his son is secretly the man he had been working with for the past 5 years. That when he had adopted Billy and decided that he was way too young to start, Billy had already been living the hero life for over a year

#batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #billy batson #shazam #dc captain marvel

the first thing I thought of when i saw him

#my adventures with superman #maws #Steve Lombard

ive been getting into my adventures with superman and y'know when a character does smth and you're like "YES! that was such a mature decision that helped you and the people around you even if it doesn't feel good in the short term (both for you and them)" and then the show starts acting like they were wrong for doing that

Jimmy was so right to reject Kara at first. She had been on earth for like what, a few months? He was literally the first person she met other than her abusive 'father'. People who have been severly isolated to the point where the only people they know are their abusers need to have some time to just figure stuff out, to unlearn all the things their abuser has taught them, to just learn how to talk to people who don't want to hurt them

I do hope that they get together at some point but I really hope that Kara gets to explore the world first

#my adventures with superman #jimmy x kara #supermanverse

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Ok, but hear me out on this. Male Stripper Dick.

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This ask is so much funnier out of context

like... yeah... they tend to show those a lot

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I don't really watch my adventures with superman so I don't know the full story behind this but watching this clip and seeing evil superman who is almost identical except slightly darker skin is like... huh...

#I know they have some other good poc rep #but this is just kinda funny #why did lex make him like that?#also black lex headcannons are mid but I love when black superboy comes them

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There is no canonical proof but why do I fully believe that one of the Robins, in an effort to commit to the bird cryptid myth, fucking ate a worm in front of a civilian? And why am I so sure it was Steph?

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Bruce sitting next to damian in the hospital waiting room because damian deciding that the compromise between robin needing to eat worms and him not wanting to take an animal's life was to eat a tapeworm: 😑

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So, do you headcanon that Clark actually has a really low pain tolerance when he's depowered since he almost never actually feels pain?

Also, slightly related, did you know that when a kid eats shit and bursts out crying, sometimes it's not bc they're actually hurting, it's more just bc they're Fuckin Spooked that the ground is suddenly that close. Basically, I like to think Martha still had that classic mum experience of comforting a crying kiddo when he fell over (and also considering that still sometimes happens when you're an adult (source: that time I slipped on a tupperware lid and wrenched my shoulder trying to catch myself on a kitchen sideboard) I like to think that Clark still does that occasionally when the circumstances line up Just Right)

Clark absolutely did and does it. Ma got worried when Clark's foot got trampled once and the kid didn't yelp and the neighbours started frowning so she taught him that if he got an "injury", he had to play it up. Not wailing and throwing himself on the ground persay but a wince or grimace there, some tears maybe. Honestly, just any reaction. And Clark does and around the Planet he gets the reputation of saying really funny country expletives when "hurt" like "son of a biscuit" or "darn, that smarts".

But yeah, I think Clark's tolerance for human pain is low, I mean the sun is always around to give him a boost and nothing can really hurt him physically. Emotionally? The man is one cute calf sighting from bursting into tears.

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I don't think Ma ever had to tell him to play it up. Children will instinctively copy the reactions of those around them, even if they aren't in pain (it's hilarious watching videos of babies have nothing happen to them then their adult freaks out and they start crying.

Clark cried a lot as a kid. The first time he fell and ma looked worried he burst out into tears. It became such a habit to cry whenever he did something that would make ma or pa worried that he actually had to stop himself in his teen years when he realized that he didn't feel pain and didn't need to be crying. He still likes to act up his pain when he's at home with Lois and make her kiss it better

#let me try and rub my two brain cells together

A child's caretaker adopting them does not mean that they love them any more than if they had not adopted them

Adoption is a legal process that cuts a child's ties with their lost parents way more than it builds ties with their new caretaker

#batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #let dick grayson not want to be bruce's legal son #let dick and bruce love each other deeply in a familial way but not want a legal son-father relationship

while I don't normally indulge in miraculous x batfam content, the realization that both Adrien and Tim have neglectful parents who spent all their time at archeology digs abroad does give me amazing (and increasingly unhinged) headcanons that their parents were friends, they met each other as children, and that Tim is also a sentibeing but that just never comes up

Like Felix trying to track down all the senti-beings created by the weird shadow mafia and just coming up on this rich family in the most crime ridden city in america and deciding that it probably isn't worth it to explain to him everything about miraculouses and the peacock miraculous and the concept of sentibeings.

Or a villian accidentally breaking some family heirloom necklace Tim was wearing on patrol and all of the sudden he's gone and there's just a feather in his place and Bruce is fucking baffled because he's the best detective in the world and he can't even figure out where his body is when he went missing right in front of him

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #tim drake wayne #red robin #miraculous sentibeing

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Okay, so hear me out. There are species of animals that reject their offspring if they don’t “smell” right. Like something about the pheromones are off and thus the vibes are bad. You can’t be mine, you smell funny. Similarly, we know that hormones and neurochemical reactions play a large part in bonding between human babies and parents. Our brains are swimming in chemicals that have us looking at our squishy, decidedly odd-looking newborns and saying “it’s so cute, I wanna bite it.”

My dudes (gender neutral). My people. My fellow nerds. Superman initially rejecting his clone because he doesn’t smell right. The kid was in a soup of artificial, clone-making chemicals and he doesn’t smell like he should. But what the fuck is he supposed to smell like? Superman having no frame of reference for this crazy feeling, for this intense dislike of a person with his face, and struggling internally with it because he knows logically that this deep revulsion doesn’t make sense. Problem is, he physically can’t help it. Something about this kid makes his teeth itch and his fingers twitch.

Then the kid takes a shower and changes his clothes and oh. Why would I push him away? That’s my baby. Hate him? How could I hate my baby? My baby. My sweet, perfect, amazing angel baby. My baby. My baby. My baby. Mybabymybabymybabymybaby.

And it’s probably hilarious from the outside looking in, because Superman looked ready to light the kid on fire a minute ago and now he’s all gooey-eyed. No thoughts, just sappy smiles and burying his nose in the clone’s hair. He’s ready to pluck the moon from the sky and hang it on a string for his kid. It’s sweet and adorable.

It’s also completely, utterly terrifying. Seeing how quickly one of the strongest beings in the known universe fell victim to his own biology, how wildly the pendulum swung from one extreme to the other. Batman’s immediately planning a trip to the Fortress to gather intel on this reaction. How long does it last? Is it normal? Is it supposed to be like this? Does it have anything to do with the clone being a teenager and not a newborn? Would it be worse with a newborn? Does the League, does he need contingency plans for this?

And Superman—Clark recognizes the sudden shift, but can’t do a thing about it. He should be scared of how every concern in his mind gets swept away by this out-of-control hormonal response, but he doesn’t want to do a thing about it. He can’t help the smile plastered on his face when Kon—what a perfect name, a beautiful name for my baby, mybabymybabyMYbabymyBABYMYBABYMYBABYMYBABY—sighs contently in his sleep or scrunches his nose in disgust at new foods, new sensations.

Something in Clark’s eyes says “I don’t know what’s happening, help me,” but it quickly gets snuffed out by “I will flip this entire universe over if a single hair on my baby’s head is out of place.” And honestly? Yeah, it’s scary, but every parent he knows—Bruce included—totally gets it.

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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

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Also I just remembered that city councilors exist and I 100% suggest finding your city councilor's contact info and complaining about all this shit to them!

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Batman 1966 continues to be hilarious.

It's interesting how they seem to go between a 'criminals can never be rehabilitated' view and a 'it's their right to be given a second chance.'

The prison warden is always talking about his new rehabilitation efforts. One of which included letting them wear regular clothes a few weeks before their release, to which penguin requested his full getup, and his assistant requested a black and white horizontally striped shirt and a bandit's mask... y'all, I don't think they're rehabilitated yet

#batfam #bruce wayne #batman #batman the series (1966)#batman the television series

More review of Batman the TV series (1966): I love how they are like regularly healthy and muscular people. Like all the new TV shows and movies needing men to constantly have 8 packs and insane pecs but I can look at Bruce and think "that's a body that I can realistically acheive without sacrificing my health"

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been watching the 1960s batman tv show and Dick is so cute in it! how he jumps out of batmobile instead of opening the door. All his little 'golly's and 'holy's ("holy schizophrenia Batman"). When he gets angry and Bruce is all 'calm down there chum'. When he get's upset about howing to study French or the piano and Bruce is there like 'now Dick, music is the universal language, it may be the only chance we have towards true world piece

There's definitely an undertone of parents wanting the show to portray the perfect child to try to convince their children to be better, but look at him, he's so well behaved an such a good student

#batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #dc robin #batman the television series #batman 1966

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Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

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Superman, watching what is clearly his son in a robin costume and trying to contain his giggles: ...

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I know most modern adaptations and comics have Thomas Wayne being a moral apathetic rich guy who finances questionable facilities, does morally incomprehensible research, cheats on his wife and is a prickle to his son and I get why, I just think it's lazy. Why can't Thomas be idealistic? Why can't Thomas be so hopeful that Gotham can be saved that those ideals settle in his son leading to the conflict within Bruce about Batman's role and how Thomas would disapprove of his methods? No, instead we got a vaguely shadowy figure who's gloomy advice rings in his son's ears and who's actions tear Bruce up? Let's have hopeless optimistic Thomas who despite spending his life under the weight of Gotham and days doing what good he can loves his wife and dances with her before they go to galas, plays with his son until they're both laughing their heads off, who plays shit like "Bad Moon Rising" while he's dropping his kid off at school or jokes with patients in recovery.

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the idea of Thomas being the same optimistically hopeful ray of sunshine that Dick was as robin. Like Bruce never tells him this but he's always seen Thomas in Dick

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