Sam the Zam

Parrot, Wemmbu, Spoke, and Flame as the Main Characters (obvi)

I often see headcanons of Wato and Kenadian being like Clonefies parents right?

But while doing the dishes I had a thought: what if Evilfies was JEALOUS of Clonefies?

And this could go down either the fluff or the angst way

Angst cause like, Wato and Kenadian don't trust/care about Evilfies the way they do Clonefies

So you know that one AU where Wemmbu ends up in an alternate universe where he's dead and the other 3 main POVs are all possessive of him? "I'm not your Wemmbu" or something (I haven't really read it yet)

A mortal, with no connection to the Divine or anything, looks likes a Deity.

This, alone, would be interesting, sure, but not very important.

Except that this Deities followers, are rather... shall we say, devoted.

This mortal, who has the exact same face (and maybe body) as their Deity, their entire appearance!...

This, expectedly, causes problems for the mortal.

Alright, so. Eggchan and Wemmbu, are, of course, always together in everything, the bestest of friends. And everyone knows that Eggchan is Wemmbu's weakness.

And he's also his main anchor to sanity. Without Eggchan, Wemmbu tends to be more unhinged and chaotic, as we all know.

Now, I constantly see "Dead Eggchan" AUs where Wemmbu went crazy and started killing EVERYONE around.

But what if it was also the other way around?

In a AU where Eggchan is an Angel; a Seraphim, an Eldritch creature, whatever: What if Wemmbu is also Eggchan's anchor? Now, in an AU where Eggchan is peaceful, but also a powerful Angel: What if Wemmbu was the one who died? Well, without his anchor, with a reason to NOT be peaceful anymore and no reason to stay so... What if he just.. Snapped?

UNTIL... One of Clockworks' notes show up, and Phantom pauses to read it, before surrendering to the JL, saying he'll follow them.

Now obviously, the JL are confused and suspicious, but eventually come to the (wrong) conclusion that Phantom is just a lackey or something, and that the person who wrote the note is the real mastermind manipulating this poor innocent super-powered teenager.

Darling who could leave whenever they want, because they have powers or are stronger than Yandere or something like that

Darling who stays with Yandere

Yandere who feels euphoric that their Darling willingly stayed with them

Yandere that worries and obsesses over the chance of Darling leaving one day

Alright, so you know those fics where someone/an artifact makes Hua Cheng forget Xie Lian?

Now imagine this: Some random demon or whatever uses some kind of magic or artifact to give Hua Cheng amnesia/revert back to his past, expecting him to like, be before he fell in love with Xie Lian or something.

But what they end up getting is Wu Ming.

And if this is before Hua Cheng revealed that he's Wu Ming, then Xie Lian will not only have to deal with his husband forgetting a bunch of stuff, but also have to deal with the sudden realization that Hua Cheng is Wu Ming!

Random idea: After Wei Wuxian is thrown into the Burial Mounds and survives (or becomes a ghost?), sometime during those three months he meets Hua Cheng, who is there because he's amused/curious about how he survived all the resentment and trains/teaches him some stuff

And during this time, Hua Cheng mentions Xie Lian, but of course its though his eyes so it's a bit biased, and maybe he also mentions other gods and stuff

I always love how, when people give Xie Lian a 'beloved' (him mourning/loving the memory of Wu Ming), when they get to Hua Cheng reacting to it, he's jealous, but open to looking for them, because he wants Xie Lian to be happy and "If that is what His Highness wants."