I put the "hot" in potato

did you know? the phrase "named after" doesn't technically state anything other than the order in which two things were named. I was named after snoopy

michael jackson was named after mickey mouse

the nintendo wii was named after wwii

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

goes for soldiers too

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

THANK YOU! Yes! DD:DNE is an intensity modifier, not a general "beware of dark things ahead" warning!

Imagine if the bag just said "do not". Not very helpful!

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

yes this exactly

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

This is also true of physical disabilities! You simply cannot "mind over matter" your way into being able to do what abled people can do. The only exceptions to this rule are my physical disabilities, which continue to disable me because I simply haven't locked in hard enough.