Tastefully Insane

If you don't treat Belly with the same reverence and eroticism that's given to Titties what are you even doing

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

i dont want wholesome nonbinary characters give that motherfucker a gun

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with