"I'M NOT A PERVERT!! I'M AN INNOVATOR!!!!"

I think her also pooping may need help with a wet paper towel iirc for kittens of that age? especially since she seems to be younger than 4 weeks old.

congrats on the baby thang!!!!!!!!!!!!baby shower sfx

Congaturlation (spelled wrong for funny) on the parenthood!

my side of the story of this little thing because. origin point or smth, i dont know. i was at work. i work at a small-town grocery store. i was just minding my business, a guy had just delivered produce to the store. i go do something and come back. i see produce guy and a lady looking at a car. lady's doing motions like "omg look what happened" to produce guy so im like. oh. a car must've gotten hit. no. there's something squirming under the lady's car. so i go out to see whats going on. produce guy, with a glove on, hands me the tiny baby. so naturally im like. poor bby, you gotta come inside with me. and then im internally like. fuck. what do i do. i just so happened happened to get messaged shortly after this happened so i asked if kai (or any of that household) knows anything about kittens. tiny kittens. very shortly after, was an "On our way" which after is when i handed off the baby. and here we are, with this little goober being adored by people here.