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Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

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retrowaifu

Same thing

mcranter

WHERE THE LIE THO

blackgeeksunited

Saturday September 26 Baltimore comic con

I cosplayed as pinkie pie wearing her gala dress. It was a lot of fun and I took pictures with tons of little kids. And some adults lol. It was a lot of work to make the dress but very worth it.

blackgeeksunited

Reblogging because I did not spend three sleepless nights making this dress for 50 notes

nittany-tiger

Awesome job with that dress.

thepleasuregoblin

Those YouTube rantsonas are all fucking Yatzhee Croshaw’s fault

rensbogusadventure

Fight the REAL enemy, OP

thepleasuregoblin

Egoraptor will answer for his sins one day but sequelitis came out in 2011 and zp came out in 2007 so we still know who the progenitor is

hatsglassesandlawlsohmy

There’s a presence more ancient and chaotic lurking in the shadows of the before times.

thepleasuregoblin

Oh fuck

overflowchute

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

8foldhero-deactivated20181214

this makes so much more sense now???

intel-i386-deactivated20160703

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

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greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

meilintheempressofdreams

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!

drethelin

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

shitifindon

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

featurelessorb

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

thehypnobunny

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

lauramkaye

Bless you for making it scan

kazoomusic

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

kazoomusic

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

callmebliss

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

garrettauthor

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!

drethelin

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

shitifindon

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

featurelessorb

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

thehypnobunny

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

lauramkaye

Bless you for making it scan

kazoomusic

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

kazoomusic

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

callmebliss

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

garrettauthor

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

uwiguwi

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

uwiguwi

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

goodluckrob-deactivated20221110

Need this.

mindyourbusinessitsfree

Of course

sauvamente

It worked tho

ourblackisgold-deactivated20191

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

sauvamente

ENERGY

deux-pour-chagrin-blog

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

lilybeth666-blog

Positive vibes!!!!!

realtrashwitch

leaping-hare-witchery-deactivat

Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.

notoriouslynay

Money postttt

jaymanic

Cant hurt to try

nightsonguniverse

Please let me a that job so i can make my own money😥

i-hate-chick-fil-a

i can’t

insanity-keeps-things-fun

Pikachu isn’t gonna let this racist bullshit slide.

bisectedbrioche

Why are we congratulating Pikachu when that’s blatantly a Mimikyu shaped hole?

mcranter

Because Mimikyu's costume is working

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carobren

dragontatoes

this radiates such chill chaos

mcranter

...did Dan Avidan discover the location of Night Vale?

jacebeleren

OK SO PEARL’S NAME

ok so you probably know that pearl’s outfit in octo expansion is based on the notorious b.i.g. aka biggie smalls

what you probably dont know is that pearl’s full name in japanese is “houzuki hime”. houzuki comes from “daio houzuki ika”, which is the colossal squid. hime comes from “hime ika”, the northern pygmy squid.

basically what im saying here is. pearl’s japanese name is “colossal pygmy” which is literally the squid version of “biggie smalls”

ichiji-sceneka-deactivated20230

@magicalgirlmindcrank

11thsense

A representation of my thought process at all times

angelbabyspice

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

thesilencedmasses

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

mcranter

We JUST said it's literally how teenagers talk, dingus.

whomst

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

misandristabbacchio-remade-deac

i lose my shit at this post every time

mcranter

But you forgot the B-Plot, OP:

Emily Richington:. Hnnnng that hurrrse is SO low clahhhse, It shan't defeat my DAHLING Kensington in the Hohhhse Show, indeed. *Haughty nasal laughter accented by the giggly tittering of her twin followers/friends/tagalongs*

Sara:. ILL SHOW YOU YOU PRISSY SO EN SO!

*horse training montage*

*at the horse show*

Judge: and da winnah is... Misery!

Emily: b-b-b-bwhaaaaaaaat?!?!???!?!?!?! *Goofy fainting, caught by twin friends, one on each arm, and they lead her to a rich girl fainting couch, because of course she has one*

Sara: I'm sorry for being rude I just didn't have any friends

Emily: m-m-....me... Either. *Gross sobbing, everyone is friends with horses, credits roll.*

brownnesscrew

accelerationist-king-piccolo

If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.

bgm05

this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

mcranter

And they have the balls to serve melted Velveeta as a "gourmet cheese dip" because they added chopped parsley before they nuked it for three minutes.

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