The Wizard Of Many Curses

@max-longbeard-pointyhat

Busy doing wizard shit, 24, he/him father of Dracula. My everything blog. A senior citizen. I’ve been here ten years. Excuse the mess. Dunno where I land politically but Ik this capitalism shit ain’t workin and folks are too mean to each other. Queer/trans/disabled/often annoying

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Friend me on Spacehey please!! It’s very lonely there. My blog is very cool I spent a long time telling my brother how to set it up!

Known around as “the wizard” or you can call me Max. He/him 23

#Spacehey #MaxWizardposting

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rowanisawriter

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

grace-is-tired

I try to surround myself with whimsy in order to make being disabled and tired and in pain suck less but sometimes it just. sucks. no matter how much you try to romanticize your life.

Sometimes you are just stuck in bed in a messy room, surrounded by trash you couldn’t sit up to throw away, dishes piled on the floor by the bed. Your body aches but you’re too tired to get up to get a hot pack or some pain meds. Not to mention you’ve needed to use the bathroom and have for hours but no one is home to help you get up so you just have to wait. And you’re dehydrated but ran out of water by your bed. But you can’t get up. So you just lay there and it’s not whimsical at all.

heckyeahponyscans

I watched the live action version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in CGI this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

naamahdarling

bgm05

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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Everytime I fall I love with another character and I think to myself, wow he’s so great, he’s so trans masc wow. I wonder if the online community agree that character is trans?

And they say “yes she is!!” And start force feeding her estrogen Infront of me.

#not to say that you are wrong #perhaps estrogen WILL save her #I immediately change my mind #I love her even more

gideonisms

I think it's so important and crucial for 20 year olds to witness older people who are genuinely bad at some aspects of being a person but are still living lives they find meaningful and enjoyable. Not just "oh I got married and you can too" but like. sometimes you cannot for the life of you finish college or find a good job or stay in a relationship or arrive to locations on time or whatever it is you think when you're 20 that you HAVE to be able to do. But you wind up finding a place in the world anyway. It happens!

fladurblegon

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

breninarthur

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

anthonycolonthree

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

#me but I’m also not retaining any information

theblackparadeisdead

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

greatmagisterhexonic

no

theblackparadeisdead

Call this guy the Mark Denier

greatmagisterhexonic

no

theblackparadeisdead

Call this guy the Mark Replier

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thewickerking

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

willgrahamscock

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

willgrahamscock

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

kakyoinryoko

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

kakyoinryoko

this has rendered me speechless

mortalityplays

things people online have called me privileged for:

knowing how to boil an egg

leaving twitter

eating canned peach slices when I was 7

having a corridor in my apartment

earning less than them

winning an argument they started

recounting global average health statistics

not being an american citizen (okay legit actually)

wordfather

we used to say 'pics or it didnt happen' and if you were lying you'd be screwed. but liars can show me a picture now and i dont know if its real. i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know

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evilvarric666-archive

Literally obsessed with this image.

chillyfeetsteak

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

verins-little-notebook

venus of chillendorf

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