the horrors of love

if it truly is too hot, don't do it. or bite the bullet and turn your AC on during lunch

if you have shade to park in, do that. unfortunately my entire work parking lot is a wasteland of direct sun

crack your windows in the morning before you go in. hopefully you work in a place where this is safe, but this will help keep the car cooler during the day

get a GOOD REFLECTIVE SUNSHADE for the front of your car, this too will help keep the temp in the car cooler

get a good reflective sunshade for the REAR window and also whatever SIDE window gets the harshest sun exposure. once again this will help cut the temp inside the car

leave a door OPEN while you're inside during lunch. I don't leave mine open all the way I just wedge an empty disposable water bottle in the door or prop it open with my foot to keep it open during my lunch break. this is to make sure while you are actively inside the car the temp is as low as it can be and you have airflow and most importantly do not die

i actually don't usually fall asleep inside the car when it is super hot (safety and frankly also comfort reasons) but having a 100% private sensory deprivation space where i don't have to mask and can just lie down and chill is IMO invaluable to Surviving The Workplace

sure, but open up ur mind anon.... she's also an ancient eldritch monster. i think she has some crazy ovipositor cock. she could have tentacles. teeth. pincers to grip u. perhaps even...

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