The locked tomb series if any of those people owned a vibrator
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The locked tomb series if any of those people owned a vibrator

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and we are NOT even talking about pam, rena, ada, april, hollis, shannon, that one medieval lit professor, sonia, and definitely not c----
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proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...
like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear
here are my top unhinged sewing/upcycling projects as a reminder to come back to these for ideas next time I am feeling stuck. also note that I'm extremely amateur at sewing and I do it by hand because I have not yet figured out my ancient sewing machine/might have to buy parts for it. Nor am I femme, nor do I live in a cool climate, nor do I have a lot of money. Which rules out SO many different outfit ideas but we continue. Anyways:
Quilt made of old sheets + old shirts + old pillow stuffing. self explanatory, I want a way to collect shirts with prints I liked or that have fun graphics but not have to Wear them anymore because they do not fit. And I need a larger blanket since I bought a larger bed last year
white whale stuffie for me + a miniature for my cat from old men's t shirt fabric
black t shirt with the prayer of the locked tomb embroidered on it
patch my ancient falling apart target jean jacket with patches in lesbian colors + add Good Luck Babe in orange and/or pink embroidered letters on the back
NO WAIT a hoodie or t shirt with a white whale patch + embroidery
Upcycle a couple of old hoodies into those short sleeved hooded shirts the mascs wear you know the ones. Would like to put fun stripes across the front too
Okay this is my most unhinged idea but you know those quilted shorts? And you know how I have sweatpants that are falling apart? Well. I can just quilt patch all my old falling apart sweatpants into one pair of quilted shorts and then add some type of thread pattern throughout to make it more cohesive
Denim work bag I can carabiner clip to things. Self explanatory. Hardest part would be sealing the denim from a pair of too small jeans so it doesn't fray
Reusable swiffer pads from old t shirts, self explanatory
you know those paper towel alternatives that are like the moisture wicking texture so they dry out really fast? Well. You know what else dries out really fast? old swim trunks. I do not need to explain
I want to figure out how to make some of my old dresses into tank tops or t shirts. I think the main problem with this is the necklines are really femme and I'm just no longer feeling a wide neck or women's t shirt look
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it (hudson williams post) looks like a cropped sweatshirt to me. imo the simplest thing to do would be to buy a men's sweatshirt at a thrift store and cut the sleeves and waist off
Yeah I think you're right. For a second I was like can I make this from scraps of old sweatpants that I had to put in the fabric stash for getting holes in the crotch. But ultimately I think it would be better to start with something Shirt Shaped
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Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns
Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns
Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns
the thing about the goodwill is that sometimes for whatever reason people's original art ends up there and it is a little sad but it's also ideal for Me because on occasion I will walk into a goodwill in my hometown and find an original piece of abstract art that matches the ocean-themed art I bought from the wall of a coffee shop four years ago
"arctic waters," "misdirection," and "$5 goodwill find"
the thing about the goodwill is that sometimes for whatever reason people's original art ends up there and it is a little sad but it's also ideal for Me because on occasion I will walk into a goodwill in my hometown and find an original piece of abstract art that matches the ocean-themed art I bought from the wall of a coffee shop four years ago

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I think a lot of people really haven't considered the unlimited opportunities of being able to just commission art. Like you can literally just pay someone money to have them make practically whatever you want for you. Like you could probably hire some smaller soft rock band to write you a song about some shitty couple who obviously hate each other but instead of just breaking up already they keep getting drunk and fighting about the same damn subjects over and over and over while the neighbours can do nothing but listen to their publicly broadcasted private grievances.
And then put your stereos against the wall and play it on a constant loop until your annoying neighbours pause and go "wait, is this song about us?"
"that’s not actually Crown’s boyfriend, Nona, it’s her sister, but I don’t think anyone could blame you for getting confused" is a wild line and it's describes their whole t h i n g with terrifying accuracy but the best part is how everything becomes even worse after