I'm a man the same way Kraft Singles are Cheese

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I’m gonna need you all to get more obsessed with Supergirl 2026. It’s literally every single sarcastic, messy, depressed, grieving, male lead from recent media that accidentally adopts an angry, young girl (also grieving) which forces him to confront his self destructive behavior and realize the impact he can still make. But she’s a girl. This is the character you all love in every piece of media. I’m begging you all to adore her the same way.

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

mostly thinking about this because I'm currently reading Fight Club. can't wait to base my entire worldview off of this, the narrator seems like he really has it together

hold up. this book is actually really funny.

I was going to say something about how I didn't expect there to be so much soapmaking in this book but got distracted by the lye kiss. this goes crazy.

girl help this guy's alter started an anarcho primitivist cult in their basement to bolster his etsy soap empire

in the Fight Club universe I bet Molly Conger makes a craaaaaaazy episode of Weird Little Guys about this

rough trade could have saved this narrator

"this was all about Marla" like fuuuuuck it was gayboy you created an entire second guy to give you a plausibly heterosexual excuse to roll around getting up close and sweaty with other men. and now he's a terrorist and you still can't admit that nothing about this is straight.

having finished the book I have to say that the biggest surprise was absolutely how important soap and the making thereof was to this story. obviously I've seen the iconic movie posters and shit and I knew soap was part of the visual identity, but if I can be totally honest I assumed it was some kind of distasteful allusion to prison rape. I didn't know Tyler Durden for real had a militia making pricey artisanal soap. if he did this in 2026 that shit would be for sale on Goop dot com.

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

it really is crazy. i swear saying "women have it harder than men in our society" was not controversial on here as of like. a year ago.