I'm a man the same way Kraft Singles are Cheese

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

Isekai where a fanfic writer is determined to get back to their normal world in time to post their next update on schedule

The story is formatted entirely as a really long apologetic author's note explaining why the usually monthly released chapter is 2 hours late

The fanfic chapter is attached and the fanfic is mediocre at best

We're spending a couple weeks in the upstate of New York with my parents and boy howdy are they being reintroduced into deals in a very big and aggressive way

"PAPA YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE DEALS!!"

do we educate people about how to use computers? no, of course not. we make the computer gaslight you into believing you know how to use it.

super plushie!!!!!!

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

u can tell the 4chan migration on here was successful / we lost the culture war bc anytime i even touch a post regarding autism i automatically get recommended more post about it and the post will literally have phrases like “total neurotypical death” with 20k notes and a bunch of high functioning white autistic ppl rbing it happily and giggling and whatever not even caring that “tnd” is a racist dog whistle no not even a dog whistle just straight up a racist chant but if u ask them to stop using it they go “so now we cant even complain about neurotypical?????” as if thats whats being criticized instead of the fact that yall r extremely open to fascism as long as its fun

to clarify any variation of “total ____ death” is just a rebranding of the nazi slogan “total nigger death” like. ur just using a nazi slogan, u cannot swap out black people in that phrase and think its okay to use now, especially if ur still using a word that starts with the letter n like im kinda sick of yall being so okay with hating black people