I'm a man the same way Kraft Singles are Cheese

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

we need legislation banning games >100GB

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

Murdered the entire squad

Sad for Muderbot calling itself Murderbot just because of all those murders. Could’ve called itself Defensebot but no. It gets all hung up on the murders.

#hold up i just realized something #from the pov of the corporation rim #mb probably didnt MURDER anybody #cr probably writes off these deaths as ‘killed in action/killed in the field #‘the word murder has such an intense and personal connotation #to the cr these constructs are police/soldiers doing a duty #and from a corporate pov police and soldiers dont /murder/ they kill #so already mb sets itself LIGHTYEARS apart from the company just with this one small change #it kind of suggests that it sees those deaths as its own personal responsibility #it treated humans LIKE HUMANS instead of like cattle or nameless employees #even though it never received that consideration in return #anyway thanks for unlocking this thought op (tags via lazarus-mission) 

Company: “You mean Equipment Failure Bot.”

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

I really shouldn't have put on my resume that I'm good with technology, because every day at work someone's like, "hey wait, you can fix the ipad right?" and I have to look at them, adjust my glasses, think of all of the cool shit I do running shell scripts and using utilities to shape my computer into a machine that can do anything I want, and say, "no. sorry. I have absolutely no idea how to do that."

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication