Gaby Should Not Blog

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

it's thousand yard stare summer

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

hey OP? this is the best cosplay I've ever seen

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard