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yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

#I don't know many 150yr olds no

studentofetherium

people are so weird about feet

studentofetherium

there are people with foot fetishes and there are people who cannot see any depiction of bare feet without assuming it's a foot fetish thing, and the second category is the one that feels more perverse

studentofetherium

it's such a bizarre form of conservative sexuality that it makes me realize how Victorian ankle enticement became a thing. people are so staunchly against sexualization that something being sexualized is a negative fact of its own

studentofetherium

frankly i do not care if someone wants to fuck a foot. that's their business. the people who cannot see a bare foot without making a negative joke about foot fetishests are the weird ones

#like we all (rightly) made fun of Tarantino for working his foot fetish into all of his films #and people made wikifeet jokes #and I guess people who didn't get it started clutching pearls about it #feet used to be the fetish you could joke about because it's so relatively common yet non threatening #if someone gets a huge boner because you're wearing birkenstocks that's a them problem #also a firmly “who gives a shit” problem

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

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#fucking nun-chucks #staff of break your own knuckles #also i'm too white for this shit fantasy ass weeb out here

helenvaughans

#at the height of fresh produce season #fuck your produce or shit yourself <3 <3 <3 #also insert health influencers yelling at you for being a fatass for not eating enough vegetables #the future is a parody

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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

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#had some cake for dessert last night :|a #I would imagine everyone would assume this was a reference to my tremendous ass #so...hmm #not BAD but not GOOD necessarily lmao

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ahedderick

This is the most beautiful scientific diagram I've ever seen.

Also a great example of why pink is a tint of red, but also a completely different color. Erbium? Neodymium? So beautiful.

shiftythrifting

Really need to know the story behind this one.

beardedmrbean

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harpertheidiot

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

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#what i'm getting out of this is apparently i died in the trojan war #but very much died

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Discord submission from moss boss

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presidentdragon

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

tyke-dyke

VAGINA!!!!

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lastoneout

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sreegs

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

radwolf76

Canny Mountain, Charlie!

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