A Real Soup Sandwich

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

one thing about me is that i am going to find a way to lay down

Certified FFXIV Heritage Post

humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp

everybody saying a different city is cracking me up

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

it’s actually quite easy to take over a small local government group if you really want to, bc if you volunteer consistently people will just put you in charge of whatever. I’m now one of like three people at a nature preserve making official decisions about trails, putting in a prairie, and designing a series of illustrations for a storybook trail etc., and it’s just because last summer I started coming over once a week to help the naturalist out for a couple hours. Mine now. you too can steal an organization and shape it to your will 🫵

As someone who works in municipal government, I'm telling you, if you and like, 3 of your friends consistently show up to board or commission meeting, you could totally change how your city is run. I've watched it happen.

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask

Shitting on adults that watch childrens media was not necessary to make the point.

I know but I did that on purpose bc I wanted to