folga wooga imolga womp

i genuinely feel like that video of those gay guys watching the news break of princess diana dying

I WONT LIE FOLKS, THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS BEEN AN EXERCIZE IN STOPPING THE BLEEDING. BUT *CROWD LAUGHS* THAT DOES NOT CLOSE THE WOUND *UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER* NO IT DOES NOT.

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

i do sometimes take it for granted that everyone knows Buda and Pest are separate things but then i think about it deeper like i can't even imagine how it would sound if someone told me london is actually 2 cities called Lon and Don and they fucking hate each other