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all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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WHAT THE FUCK

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

if I could shapeshift I would just roleplay Escaped Zoo Chimp for several hours any time I felt stressed out. occasionally spice it up and do Escaped Zoo Elephant. maybe set off some car alarms. steal a sandwich

if I was feeling EXTRA stressed I would just be a Normal Zoo Chimp at the zoo. sit in a hammock. bare my teeth and make a small child upset. fake-lunge at a zookeeper. have a little Chimpy Chuckle

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula