I Have No Idea...

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

Its funny how, when you have anxiety, other people's chill is like...contagious. Like I'm always stressed out, high-strung, running around like my hair is on fire, especially at work. Then there's my coworker who, every single day, strolls in half an hour late for her 3 hour shift. And honestly? It helps me take a breath. Its like a human embodiment of "Its not that deep" and it's so weirdly therapeutic to have that typa energy around.

This is what dogs do for cheetahs in zoos

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition

You’ve been pwoisoned 👉👈

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

This is just what a guy looks like

Just a regular dude