duck team forever 🥹

being obsessed with old men isnt easy. but somebody has to do it

just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it

yes. labels aren’t a fort you need to protect; labels are a pin you can add to your backpack to signal being part of something. You can, in fact, have more than one label (as a treat).

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.

we need to discuss how in tampa shane hollander went to the pool just to lay on his deck chair and ogle ilya. this is shane hollander we're talking about. in february of a season. he's not even conceivably swimming laps or something he's literally just there to ogle. hedonist