So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

sucking on a worthless original

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

Edit an eddy

they’re adding mary magdalene to smash

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

i am at my clits end

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

if something happened would you want it to stop or continue

i love it when the final song on an album is called something like "goodnight" or "farewell" except for when the beatles did it because they sang about problematic themes and three of them got yhe fourth one pregnant in the early days when they all looked alike and nobody could remember which one it was so they all got abortions just in case