Trying to do a good job as status quo restabilizer monarch when your three advisors are your uncle who groomed you who is your husband saying “BURN EVERYONE WE WILL INVADE DORNE AND ESSOS AND YI TI AND CROWN A NEW EMPIRE OF THE DAWN WE SHALL RULE AS GODS anyways I’m leaving see you never, your girlfriend who is your uncle’s ex girlfriend whispering about how the most important factor in maintaining monarchical power is of course just consent of the peasantry you are governing you ought to alienate yourself from your minor nobility completely and permanently to appease the people, and your middle school girlfriend you are repulsed by the thought of displeasing going you have to do shit that makes me mad to rule effectively but I will be mad. and also you have no fuckingggg money

And all of them want you

but also my sister is intertwined with her boyfriend like two snakes on the couch which is crazy bc to be clear . My super catholic parents don’t even hold hands in front of us . Sometimes they do a peck upon favors and reunions

update my uncle is going to talk to my sister because some boyfriends don’t like touchy feely stuff. My uncle and sister do not talk regularly. can you imagine how poorly this could go

Travis Kelce is dumb jokes will never not be funny to me. I don't even hate the guy or anything but I love joking about how stupid he is because it's true.

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon