so many people relating to my #freejackie fic in the comments which I did not necessarily see coming. LADIES!!! IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!

like genuinely speaking to the people in my comments saying they relate to this stuck trapped unhappy version of jackie pike the fictional woman with no lines in the hit tv series heated rivalry: YOU ARE REAL AND YOUR LIFE IS SOMETHING YOU CREATE

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

there is a hockey team that exists right now that consists solely of defensive pair mae batherson and kendall cooper alone in the middle of the desert

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.