good god, lemon

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Lestat I wanna fuck your mom

literally every time on the americans when one of them goes to seduce someone for a mission im like not ONE of these people that needs seducing is  gay? like FX you cant throw me ONE singular bone. Keri russell didnt invent acting for me not to see her rail a chick. id even take a gay matthew rhys scene at this point like im desperate. FX you are cowards 

I have GOT to stop spending $30