none but you

I love Polly Plummer so much for when Digory was like "don't you understand we have to ring the cursed bell???" and she was like "no we don't, bye"

Also love Aunt Letty for telling the witch "get out of my house you shameless hussy, before I call the police".

idk man when i was a kid i remember a lot of adults saying "if you can read and follow directions, you can cook" so i was like yes i can do these two things. doesn't seem that hard. and it wasn't! so it just always surprises me when i see people of any age who are capable of reading and following directions bemoaning how impossibly hard cooking is. like i know i'm always on this hobbyhorse but it just seems like a lot of people have never developed basic life skills and instead of going "oh wow that's embarrassing, i should learn and catch up" they instead get defensive and turn it into a learned-helplessness thing where they CAN'T POSSIBLY be expected to learn something that's SOOOO HARD. and suddenly somehow we're the oppressors for thinking it's weird that a grown adult can't grill themselves a cheese.

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

"help reduce pollution by rewearing what you have instead of buying new clothes" how do you think clothes work????????

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search