lup eats ass

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

What I like about the scene where Magnus spins mind in Wonderland is that Griffin chose the lesser of two evils because it would have been really fucked to make him choose whether or not he forgets Julia which most definitely would have resulted in a no and forced them to take another two spins without much deliberation, but I think it also paints an interesting picture in-game of the characterization of Lydia and Edward. They believed that love wasn't a strong enough force to sustain them anymore and that it wasn't as important, and I think that's also reflected in how they thought the worst memory to take from him would be the person who caused his suffering and not the person he loves. Because to them, suffering is more important now, and it's how they sustain themselves, so why wouldn't it be the thing sustaining him too?

what's everyones oddly specific line they remember from taz that people don't usually bring up? we all know "im a fully realized creation" and magic brians final riddle but like what's that one underrated line that gets you every time

in the eleventh hour when magnus arm-wrestles the goliath, the cadence when griffin says ‘diamonds please’ is burned into my brain

The thing about Madame Director is that she’s DEADPAN. So many of her lines are absolutely ridiculous (“you’re knee-deep in test-town” is a favorite) but delivered with absolute sincerity.

[ID] A full color drawing of Taako shown from the chest up. Taako is an elf with tan skin and long, thick curly hair, which is brown at the roots and dyed blond along the ends. He’s smiling slightly, and his hair is covering about half of his face. He’s wearing an yellow t-shirt, and the background is white. [end ID]

the absolute nerve of griffin to go “you what? you don’t like the name sildar hallwinter? FINE! he’s barry bluejeans now and he’s a middle-aged dad type of guy, deal with it. fuck you” and then make him a tragic hero starring in a century long romance and overcoming death for the love of his life, a trans woman with a taste for arson? i absolutely cannot deal

fuck romance except for whatever that magic elf and the grim reaper have going on