fortune favors the brave, dude

Arthur Lester is so smooth, one "I love you" from him, and a Great Old One immediately asks if they could die together again please

arthur lesters main problem is that he has the perfect combination of vulnerable body and indomitable spirit that make him basically irresistible to anyone and anything with a functioning prey drive. if he whimpered a little less prettily or mouthed off a little less competently i think maybe 80% of the plot of malevolent would not have happened this way.

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about