what doesĀ āmen who adhere to strict gender binaryā even mean tho
NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THATāS THE POINT! AARRRGGH!Ā
NOOOOO OOOOONEā¦. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!
Originally posted by clarabellecow
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line ānoooo ooooneā¦ adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!ā
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no oneās droll like gaston no oneās swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
Iām especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon
Bless you for making it scan
NOW I CANāT READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD
No oneās droll like Gaston, No oneās swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For thereās no one online half as phony, His tinderās got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony Theyāll show you (no homo) whose trilby theyād wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! Iām especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!
ā¦Iām not sorry.
never be sorry for this, it is glorious
Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.
@brightlycoloredteacups
