fix your hearts or die!!!

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

the way the internet talks about japan is fascinating i never see any other country get equally treated as both a beautiful cultured utopia and an evil imperialist hellhole. you ever just wanna be like hey guys i think japan might be a country. a normal country with good and bad aspects. has anyone thought of this. could be huge.

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

I sort of wish that they would make a story or something about the second avatar. I mean that must have been strange as fuck to be like, 8 and you’re bending all the elements and no one can give you a reasonable explanation other than “this dude named Wan used to do that”