marvelously riddikulus! ͛

Peter Parker and friends in a breakout room

far from home au

*enters breakout room*

Peter: Hey guys. Did anyone hear what Mr. Harrington wanted us to do?

Ned: No, I thought you did.

Peter: No dude, I told you I would be busy with- (realizing Betty & MJ are in Zoom) with stuff.

Betty: Well, it’s a good thing I’m here. He wants us to discuss the difference between meiosis and mitosis.

Peter: Oh okay, thanks Betty.

MJ: Meiosis results in four sex cells and mitosis results in two identical daughter calls.

Ned: Sex cells?

Peter: Wow MJ, I’m surprised you knew all that. That’s really cool.

MJ: We literally learned about it earlier in class today Parker.

Peter: Oh, yea, right. Haha sorry.

Ned: Did you just say sex cells?

Betty: Yes, she did.

MJ: Yes Ned. Sex cells. They’re also called gametes. Like eggs or sperm.

Ned & Betty: Ew…

Ned & Betty: AW, BABE! JINX!

Ned: You owe me a soda!

Betty: You owe me your cute little face when I see you this weekend!

Peter: …

MJ: …

*Mr. Harrington pops into breakout room*

Mr. Harrington: Hey everyone, how’s it going? Having a riveting conversation about cell production yet?

Peter: Yes Mr. Harrington, we’re doing fine, thank you.

Mr. Harrington: Fantastic, Peter! Glad to hear it. Anyone care to tell me the difference between meiosis and mitosis?

Ned: Uhh, one produces sex cells?

Mr. Harrington: Yes, Ned. Good observation. Which one produces the sex cells and how many do they make?

MJ: Meiosis produces 4 sex cells. And mitosis produces 2 identical daughter cells.

Mr. Harrington: Always on top of it, Michelle. You’re all lucky to have Ms. Jones in your group.

Peter: Yea… thanks MJ.

Mr. Harrington: No need to drool, Mr. Parker.

Peter: I was not!

Betty: Oh, you totally were.

Bucky: Wow. Do you feel like you can’t control your own mind sometimes?

Yelena: Yes. That’s exactly how I feel.

Bucky: Don’t worry. I do too.

Yelena: Really?

Bucky: Yea... but maybe we can help each other trust ourselves again.

Yelena: I’d like that...

Y/N (sniffling in the background): AW, this is so cute! You two were like- MADE for each other!

Yelena (gets out gun & points it at Y/N): Who are you and why are you listening to our conversation???

Y/N: Don’t worry hun, I’m a secret admirer. *wink*

Bucky: ...

Yelena: ...

Y/N: Also, your hair looks fabulous.

Bucky & Yelena (simultaneously): Thank you.

Yelena: I think they were talking to me.

Bucky: I don’t know, I’m pretty sure that was to me. Have you seen my hair today?

i think i was happy to see a familiar face but also like WHO thought of this and who let them roll with it all the way to the finished product

man is a

Y/N: I know it’s been a long day, but I think a raccoon is hitting on me.

Natasha: That’s the raccoon that sends me emails.

Rocket: Oh please, you wish I was hitting on you. I asked how much your eyes cost. I want to buy them off of you.

Y/N (suddenly nervous and sweaty): Uhm, hello?

Wanda: Play nice, Pietro.

Pietro: What Wanda? What do you mean?

Wanda: Isn’t it obvious? You are trying to make her swoon with your words, especially if you are calling her “princessa”. Don’t make her uncomfortable, she’s new.

Pietro: Oh my darling sister… I’m not hitting on her. I was trying to tell her that she has toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

like….

i just sat there after it ended.