Pietro: Hello, princessa. Uh, Listenā
Y/N (suddenly nervous and sweaty): Uhm, hello?
Wanda: Play nice, Pietro.
Pietro: What Wanda? What do you mean?
Wanda: Isnāt it obvious? You are trying to make her swoon with your words, especially if you are calling her āprincessaā. Donāt make her uncomfortable, sheās new.
Pietro: Oh my darling sister⦠Iām not hitting on her. I was trying to tell her that she has toilet paper stuck to her shoe.
Y/N (even more flustered): Great. Thatās fantastic.












