bit warm, innit #britposting

delighted that this is getting blorbo-tagged. and tomorrow it should even stay below 30!

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

my theory is that chicken nuggets (crunchy outside, meaty inside) satisfy the primordial urge to eat bugs

Okay but consider: M&Ms.

m&ms are a GREAT bug food

Most people get their exoskeletal cronch satisfaction from deep fried or sugar coated snacks. Spiders Georg who li-

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks