(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Kaledo Art

JVL
Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies
Game of Thrones Daily
occasionally subtle

JBB: An Artblog!

Love Begins
hello vonnie

Origami Around

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styofa doing anything
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
One Nice Bug Per Day
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
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(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

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Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"
Okay, Okay, I hear you. Shut down. Got it.
Restarting.
[setting: large discord server]
you: abort that thang
someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this
you: wtf how
[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]
Moral of The Story: What?
You know i think this is actually an insult to DashCon that definitely had more attendees
damn am I proud to say we had more attendees than this fuckass “event”

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Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online
Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself
50 foreskin dollars
Egyptian amulets, Amulets and superstitions, 1930
dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves
why don't you present yourself more femininely?
fat medieval hedgehog
- Wisdom comes from remembering the past and taking responsibility for the future. Heatwave was mercyful enough and I was able to finish this one. Uh... I think Magnus is one of my fav primarchs to draw! Thank you @/QinNBam (Twitter/X) for trusting in my skills! I hope you like this one!

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today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon
loon :)
i painted my loon :)
Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories
Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:
Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom
Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself
One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)
The Gaycation (TM)
bouncing on it in repentance
crying and begging for forgiveness on it
their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free
Badly photoshoped image of a stallion jumping (not at all clearing) a freezer of his own semen.... still better than an ai generated stud ad

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Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did
how do you become so well read?
by reading