Fagnus the Red

@kittybroker

Take care of this kitty so full of love for the wonderful price of only $59.89!

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

they don’t want you to know this but Hi

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

my family and i drove home from a family vacation this last weekend and wound up driving through a town called surprise, az, which is an odd name but doesn't technically have anything wrong with it, except that we all burst into wild laughter when we saw the building labeled SURPRISE MORTUARY SERVICES

yeah i’m doomed by the narrative but i have a little time to be absolutely gay

putting my inevitable death on pause to be homosexual for a second

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

Moral of The Story: What?

damn am I proud to say we had more attendees than this fuckass “event”

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

50 foreskin dollars