just read your last ask response and this is me realizing in real time i now have an even more drastically different interpretation of internet stars post hard launch than i thought i did jesus christ dan really was just announcing to the world that phil was his wasnt he fucking hell

At this point I'm 80% sure there'll be a wedding bit during hard launch tour with how much they've been joking about it ToT

They'll get fake married on stage every night or something, that's gotta be it right? Maybe the wows will be audience written mad libs? They'll be like "ok you'll get to direct our wedding yourselves, hope your happy :p"

The story of the progressively more empty left side of the couch (lovingly)

Forget dnp I want to watch twilight with you 😭