I don't wanna be anything

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

I think i never got over this pooping emoticon .4°

When you’ve got a bubbly drink in hand and good food on the table and laughter so unreserved that you toss your head back and let loose and everyone is full hearted and starry eyed and there’s something a little amorous in the air… that’s when our neural pathways are at their finest

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you