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guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

what's up with all the ai art lately looking like it's fried up crunchy with a special blend of seasonings that most certainly contains garlic, wrapped in the skin of a wrestler

a few too many guys asked for ai generated menus for their porn themed restaurants where they exclusively served compound hamburgers topped with little vegetable orbs and now steam workshop looks like you're going to get salmon lung if you breathe in near the thumbnails

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

the question of what cultural output an online community produces isn't a bad one, even if I get why people feel a bit nervous about touching that sort of thing. I just really don't think there's much you can produce that's more scathing than, in collective, producing nothing

which, to be clear, is pretty hard to do. not in the sense of "people who write fanfic aren't making anything" but in the sense of "there are some consumer communities so hostile to the idea of doing anything else that they refuse to do anything but buy things officially and discuss buying things officially"

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This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

MY FATHER BLED FOR THIS GUILD WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN THE TUTORIAL. YOU SMURF ON HIS VERY BONES.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself