innocent-lies

Felix: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America," but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger." How about you, Chan?

Chan: Probably "road work ahead."

Jae, Jimin, Chan, Felix, and Brian: [all screaming in English while throwing ornaments at each other]

Jihyo, sighing: And that’s the second sign

Chaeyoung: Tzuyu come help me hang these lights

Tzuyu: I would but I can’t really see you down there

Chaeyoung:

Chaeyoung: Jeongyeon unnie come help me hang th-

Sunmi, slapping shaving cream on her face: Budget cuts time! I’m Santa this year, what would you like for Christmas, little boy?

Jeongin: A lifetime of happiness and-

Sunmi: Too unrealistic, how does twenty bucks sound

Seungmin: Who drank all the hot chocolate?

Bambam and Momo, using the empty hot chocolate pots as helmets: What

Sana: Soft corner! Who’s ready to wear sweaters and drink lukewarm tea?

Wonpil and Woojin, excitedly raising their hands: :D

Mina: I tried to join the soft corner but Sana unnie wouldn’t let me, so now I’m in the salt corner. I don’t really know what happens here but so far it’s only been Nayeon unnie and Minho fighting over which one of them women find more attractive. I kind of wanna go home

Sungjin: Go Fish

JB, throwing down his cards: We’re playing SOLITAIRE, you impossible crackhead

Rookies:

Ryu Jin: Is this how it is every year

Dahyun, from the distance: JISUNG PLEASE PUT THAT DOWN THAT’S NOT COVERED BY OUR VERY MINIMAL INSURANCE

Felix: [does the orange justice dance]

Namjoon: “What are they doing???”

Seungmin: Bees like to buzz.

Felix: Road work ahead?

Mark, turning to everyone: put your hand up if you thought Hyunjin was Jinyoung’s son.

[everyone puts their hand up]

Awkward Silence: I’m you, but better.

School Life: Then who is that?

Vanya:

Luther, Allison and Diego:

Klaus and ben:

Five: